Your Innocence I Will Consume



this dudebro in my english class said that ophelia deserved to die because “she led hamlet on” and my teacher threw her book against the wall

your teacher’s aim sucks

(Source: stabmeintheneck, via thefutureischeesepants)

— 7 minutes ago with 281602 notes


As a huge thank you for 2k followers, I’m doing a care package giveaway! Essentially, I want to give one of my lovely followers some of my favorite things. (Ah yes what a legit and high quality photo…)


  1. two bath bombs from Lush
  2. Origins Drink Up Intensive Face Mask (I swear by this stuff)
  3. an EOS lip balm (in honeysuckle honeydew) 
  4. Covergirl Lashblast Fusion (aka the mascara I use)
  5. scented body lotion from Gilly Hicks
  6. Canadian maple candies (from Canadia!!)
  7. microwave popcorn (with movie theater butter, obviously)
  8. a collection of my favorite bagged teas (earl grey, english breakfast, green, black tea with orange peel and cinnamon)
  9. an assortment of American candies (Kit Kat, Twix, Reeses, Crunch, Snickers, M&Ms, etc.)
  10. a cute knit beanie
  11. fuzzy socks!


  1. Must be following me. This is for my followers, after all.
  2. Likes and reblogs both count, so go crazy! But not too crazy please.
  3. I’ll ship internationally :)
  4. I’ll use a random number generator to pick the winner on November 25th.
  5. The winner must be willing to give me their address, so please have your ask box open. If you don’t respond in 48 hours, I will pick someone else.

Thank you so much, and I hope you guys love some of my favorite things as much as I do :) Good luck!

— 8 minutes ago with 77 notes
#lmao i want all of these random things 



My math binders are always red every year I feel like math is just a red subject

Math is a blue subject and I’m prepared to fight you over this

(via s-tayw-eird)

— 12 minutes ago with 159569 notes

fuck me also marry me and take care of me and have my babies


fuck me also marry me and take care of me and have my babies

(via hawkeytime)

— 12 minutes ago with 157 notes
#Brandon Saad 


hOLD THE FUCK UP spy kids two is supposed to be a light hearted film for the whole family not make me have an existential crisis

(Source: nasturbate, via heart)

— 13 minutes ago with 799781 notes



Thank you for letting me be fully clothed instead of being in a bikini and a cape, looking like a slut

I don’t know what kind of beach your “fully clothed” musty ass goes to take your monthly showers sis but around these parts, most women wear bikinis to beaches [like Bey in this gif] and there is nothing “slutty” about that. I’ll end the lashing here for your sake. I don’t do walk-in appointments.

(Source: floetcist, via greetings)

— 17 minutes ago with 66641 notes
♡  f u c k b o y s  w i t h  g u i t a r s  ♡

(Source: wbspens, via gnyquist)

— 20 minutes ago with 167 notes
#LMAO  #o god  #fuckboys 




nothing i do for the rest of my life will ever top this


….this is….oddly….good??????????????

(via hawkeytime)

— 20 hours ago with 55780 notes
#am i dead